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December 16 Year 10 畢業啦!!!今日......2007年12月14日....
CINDY ZHANG-> 我...Year 10 畢業啦!!!
摞繙SC嘎report.....D成績就俾我想象中嘎好少少啦......
霖到下年 我就唔使讀我最最最討厭嘎地理....
最憎嘎科學....
最厭煩嘎歷史....
最無聊嘎健康課...
仲有度日如年嘎DAT.....
哦.....而傢開始懷念咧....哈哈哈哈哈哈哈!
下年就可以著senior嘎校服啦....靚好多....呵呵!!!
今日繙到學校嘎locker./..就即刻將D下年唔用嘎書全部扔曬......
扔得我畿爽...哈哈 D小朋友呆曬///// 應該可以算係羡慕掛...呵呵
呢個假期就準備學車了咧....到時再寫呀....好期待 呵呵 好啦..... 畢業了 下年就一定要努力 再俾心機讀書了!!! 嗯!! 俾心機!!! 加油!!!! >>>>>> END <<<<<< July 17 超抵死噶translationZebra chops people 班馬劈友 。 Cut my head And let you sit on it as a chair. 批我個頭俾你當凳坐! 你返屋企食蕉啦 。
What the water are you?
你係乜水? People mountain people sea 人山人海 。 You jump building. 你跳樓啦。 You go to street carefully 你出街小心D。 You see road carefully 你小心睇路 \"Why did you get face green green\\" \\"I saw a pork chop\\ Stupid stupid want to move 蠢蠢欲動 I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 我吹雞打你班友 Blow water 吹水 你仆你個街 If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎! You teach me how to come out And walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行? Two five boy. 二五仔 Old dot. 老點 一舊水 你做乜春? 你未夠班同我講數! I fear that you have teeth. 我驚你有牙! Wear grass 著草 Do you think me didn\'t arrive?
你當我無到?
English translate Chinese1. we two who and who?
咱俩谁跟谁阿 2. how are you ? how old are you? 怎么是你,怎么老是你? 3. you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you 你不鸟我,我也不鸟你 4. you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers !together 你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上! 5. if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! 有事起奏,无事退朝 6. you me you me 彼此彼此 7. You Give Me Stop!! 你给我站住! 8. know is know noknow is noknow 知之为知之,不知为不知… 9. WATCH SISTER 表妹 10. dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’’son can make hole!! 龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞! 11. American Chinese not enough 美中不足 12. one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 车祸现场描述 13. heart flower angry open 心花怒放 14. go past no mistake past 走过路过,不要错过 15. If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one! 要钱没有,要命一条 16. you have two down son。 你有两下子。 17. as far as you go to die 有多远,死多远!!!! 28. I give you face you don't wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face 给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸 April 22 女生没有男朋友的16大好处(囀貼)◇.◇.女生没有男朋友的①⑥大好处℡.◇.◇ (囀貼)
不必担心被如海的人潮将自己男朋友冲到天涯海角,
不用因为太爱对方而变的小心翼翼的询问爱情问题“你爱不爱我?”,
可以放心大胆的看男生怎么追你,不用担心男朋友误会!
也可以今天和张三吃饭,
明天和李四看电影,
后天和王麻子逛街……
单身的女子身边不会缺少倾慕的男子 !
P.s 睡觉可以两边翻...爱翻哪边翻哪边.. 2个人翻不了... -.-! March 25 男生没有女朋友的16个好处(囀貼)September 23 好搞野~~!我想打呢篇野好耐噶啦...终於都打咗出来啦~~!@!
皆因我地係學校無聊...所以就揾咗D野来玩...
呢篇野都係因爲某人特别要求...先至打出来噶...!
玩法规章: 可3-6人玩
(各自係心中霖好...唔可以临時變噶!)
3人玩法: 一人講人名,一人講動詞,一人講物品
以下係D非常经典噶例子
人名 動詞 物品
Ricky 聞 厕纸
Lydia 非禮 波罩
Lydia噶親身吖哥 啵爆 假牙
Geoff Kum 插穿 天花板
Andrew 扎 精子
Toby 雞奸 香蕉
(各位係米覺得雞奸呢個詞好深奥呢...Erica講噶! 佩服佩服!)
6人玩法:時間地點,形容點样噶人,人名,形容動詞,動詞,物品
以下係D非常经典噶例子
係深夜嘅公厕入面 "san"弱嘅 Erica 變态地 插紧 Calvin/Kevin
歡樂天地嘅 肥嘟嘟嘅 Jeff Cheung 發癫地 "對"紧 Lydia
係柴房入面 白雪雪嘅 RIcky 開心地 咬爆咗個 胸围
更衣室入面 凶神恶煞嘅 Erica 色情地 "吸" 實 Monica嘅口水
係老師面前 滑漉漉嘅 Paolo 變态地 踩烂咗 Erica條底裤
如果你已经笑到停唔到嘅話...咁係學校不妨玩下啊...
P.s 留言吖!
~~THE END~~
August 15 揀男友之條件^^
(好明顕係講紧RICKY CHO!!!) 高過距阿哥(ofcoz啦...你吖哥咁矮!) 一定要大過距(仲使講?!! 梗係大過你啦!!) 一定要係中國人(純種中國人!!如假包換!!!) 要識得講中文(無規定一定要識冩或讀中文哦...!!!) 運動要叻 *特別籃球*(哇...仲使講...ricky强項wor!!!) 唔可以窮(ricky吖媽開店...點可能會窮呢?!!) 要錫距(當然啦...) 了解距(ofcoz la...) 讀書叻(使乜講...!!!!) 安全感(有斉曬啦!!!) **{有家姐仲好}** (ricky真係有個家姐噶wor...!) Ps; Monica好明顕係講紧ricky cho 啦... 喂...ricky 人地都講到咁明啦... 你俾D反應好啵!!!
Lydia揀男友之條件 高過阿哥 唔可以窮
要玩得
隻可以锺意距一個人
安全感
靓仔( 型??? )
識中文:講,冩,讀,睇,打
大過距
唔可以有坏習惯
運動型噶同聪明
Kitty揀男友之條件 錫距 高過距 大過距 讀男校 對距D朋友好 講廣東話 玩得 野性少少 唔可以戴眼鏡 中等身型 Ps: 擺Kt呢個原全係廢嘅...哈哈^^ Kt對Ricky噶愛啲宣言"我要Ricky!我要Ricky!!我要Ricky啊!!! 资料供應by Lydia Yu ~~~~~E N D~~~~~
July 07 擒日~~~噶CTの行
擒日...去咗CT...噟得咁爽話出去...当然係有目的噶啦...就係去實行我地噶 F1 計劃...
全軆人员有:
主策划人: ofcoz 經紀人我啦 (呢D需要高智商噶人先可以做到噶嘛...)
副策划人:妈妈桑Lydia Yu (我吖妈都唔尽职噶...)
:sky (我细佬今次好尽职...值得表扬......)
其他人员:爸爸桑--Geoff Kum; 意大利辣妹--polly; 日本辣哥--Hobo; 冬菇辣妹--Vanessa; 印度尼西亚辣哥--Tony; 我地噶VIP--jeff cheung
仲有路人甲--Calvin Tam; 路人乙--kara; 路人丙--stephanie; 路人丁--可爱迷人噶may may...仲有两个客串噶...陈sir and 吖ming...(唔知有没串错呢...?) 当然仲有我地噶红牌兼主角---America Spicy Boy: ricky cho同埋四川辣妹:Monica cheng!!!
A計劃: 本来霖住来一次红牌相睇红牌...可惜作戰失败><
B計劃: 噟用cindyC噶pair pair对~~作戰成功!!!!
monica同ricky 拖手仔啦!!! 录象由sky chan提供~~
既然都拖咗啦...咁就算作戰成功啦...就放距地一马啦......
影貼纸相...monica同ricky噶頭上有個心擴住噶哦...(我畫噶^^)
係K房...ricky高唱古巨基噶"MonicA" ...哇 好感动啊^^
之後我地就係K房到狂癫了~~~癫到4點啦...搭快唓翻归去了macq了~~
June 17 yukiii...b'day night^^ 6.15Thursday night 為咗Yuki...我呃咗老豆...
話去parramatta開會...好重要噶一个會议...
皆因無去到yuki星期日噶生日party啊嘛...
所以今次就同距地出咯......
补翻数...死就死啦...顶硬上...心惊惊...
第一次呃咗老豆出去玩...
第一次同FD出夜街(唉...我以前真係太乖撩...)...
第一次食韩国辣面...食到隻嘴辣咗半個锺咁耐...
第一次同锺咏诗係9點锺由ew行翻屋企...好凍...好累...
係路上...都倾咗好多9唔搭8噶野.....
星期四...一放學...就飛咗去station买菲出CT...
一路上...倾咗好多乱七八糟噶野...已經完全忘記撩......
去到CT...影咗貼纸相...
畫咗好耐...好耐...之後唱咗2粒锺K...
玩手機同趴地决斗...頭2铺输咗><...最尾果铺赢咗...^^
唱到最後一首..."你講你愛我"...
锺咏诗同劳嘉茵已經彻底啲疯撩...
我呆撩...不可思议...啲呆撩......
出咗K房...行去韩国店食野...
一路上...劳嘉茵仲係好high咁...
扯住我陪距唱"我們的合唱曲"
距生日...距大晒...唱米唱咯...= ="
食野...锺咏诗同劳嘉茵不可思议咁拣咗冷面!!!
真係够冷...碗内有冰...
相反我個碗好热...好辣......
成碗红柑柑...一睇就覺得辣...
食完...yuki要翻归...陪距行去station...
咹咹好...有車翻ew...归家^^
May 26 um...好累...
呢排先知髮生咗好多也...
(因為好耐都無上网噜...所以搞到而+先知><)
係KFC做咗原来都有1個月啦wor...
時間話過得快又唔快...話慢又唔慢...
終於都髮覺自己好颓...好累...
亦都髮覺原来KFC好長氣...
一日到黑都要我地讲埋D廢話......浪費時間....浪費口水......
不過本人仲係認爲單身自由D...^^
乜都唔使霖...乜都唔使烦...
哈哈...我嚀願做個單身貴镞噶成員好D噜~~~^^
May 01 唉...烦烦烦...ai..da last day of da holiday la~~2molo yao go 2 skool la...farn farn farn..
work @ KFC..reli fun..da guys so funi~~n da manager so kind^^
i believe...dis term i wll b reli reli bc lu~~
noting 2 write tim..den suan la..ng write la~~
又要翻学啦~~~今日系放假噶最尾噶一日噜...听日就要翻学噜...唉...烦烦烦...去KFC打工^^ 好好玩耶~~我坚信..呢个学期我会好忙好忙~~无咩好写添~~甘算啦~~唔写啦~~
April 17 2 FDs' B'dai party...2 fds' b'dai party yesterdai...
we went 2 ct lor...
went 2 took sticker foto...
den went 2 sing k^^
kitty~~i am so sorry ar...when we took da sticker foto~~
i don;t want 2 b da light bulb between u n geoff kum ga...
so sorry...so sori ar...kitty...
@ da beginin i was sleepin in da k room ga...
but cindy c said go 2 sing la...
so i onli sleep abt 20mins in da k room...=.=
sky is so stupid...he divide ppl into different room...
den 2 cindys said " u so stupid la...we will go around 2 different room ga...
we won;t stay in 1 room den not leave=="
er...CINDY CHUNG!!! i reli wanna 2 kill U!!!!!!!
whose idea ar...mi want 2 die lor...
ai...ng talk abt CINDY CHUNG la...
she makes me want 2 die=.=
after sing k...
ricky's group went 2 eat lunch...
selene's group went 2 market ct 2 decide wat we goin 2 do next...
they decide go 2 daring harbaa 2 play " true or dare" n play cards wor...
den @ nite go 2 drink beer wor...
gum mi is gd student arma...
so mi go home wif ricky's group early lor...
cos mi don;t want 2 go home by myself arma...
bak 2 ew...sit tony mother's car home...^^
gum yao 1 dai past lor...happi b'dai 2 ricky n 趴地(雖然我同距唔係好熟...)!!
昨天...有两個FD系CT過生日party...
開始我地去影貼纸相...
之後就去唱K...
唉呀~~Kitty...好對唔住啊...影貼纸相果阵...
我唔想做你同吖Geoff Kum噶電燈膽噶...
好對唔住...對唔住....
sky好蠢啊...距竟然話要将D人分房wor,我同C.C米話咯..."冇用噶...我地會自己行来行去噶嘛...邊個會咁傻就stay係一個K房wor..."
一開始我真係係個K房度训覺噶...死C.C咯...話咩冇人唱啦...
搞到最尾我都要唱...先训咗個20分钟咋...唉...好眼训啊...
钟咏诗!!!邊条友噶idea啊~~~=.=
唔講啦...搞到我好想死咁唧~~
sky!!我好严重咁警告你啊!!!
果份野你最好同我毁尸灭迹咗距啊!!!
無論係火烧正係丢距去垃圾筒都好~~
你绝對唔俾扫描落個電脑度!!!更加唔俾過索距啊!!!
我以家姐噶身份警告你!!!
係啦~~继续...
唱完K之後咁距地就霖去邊度继续玩...
最尾距地决定話去悉尼情人港度玩"true or dare"同打牌wor...
晚上就去劈酒lor...
本来唔霖住咁早翻屋企噶...
但係sky距地又咁早走wor...
我又唔想自己一個人翻屋企...
所以係行去噶半路中...行翻囀頭去稳距地...
翻到ew坐肥通吖妈噶车车...翻屋企
咁就一日過左啦~~生日快樂ricky同趴地~~
今天我终于坐到了传说中的沙发...高兴ing...
April 14 Holidai^^ happi holidai~~
holidai^^holidai^^holiday^^
so happi da holidai come lol~~
but its cold n da sky will dark reli quick wor...
make mi just wanna 2 sleep @ home tim...
ai~~gum mi just b a gd girl la~~(but i am already is a gd girl^^)
not goin out in da holiday la~~
except go 2 da fd's b'dai party lor...
i onli wanna 2 stay @ home n sleep za...><
好耶~~终於都放假啦~~ 不過好似有DD冻波~~一冻就想训覺覺啦~~况且個天又特别容易黑咁~~ 唉 索性做個乖乖囡啦~~呢個假期都唔出去蒲啦~~ 除左D人噶生日party我會去之外...我霖我都唔會點出街噶啦^^ 我係乖乖囡黎噶嘛 呵呵^^ 咁就一於日日系屋企训覺覺猪~~练训功^^ April 01 ~~愚魜節の約^^~~~~happi april fool's day every1~~!!
2dai mi reli happi oh~~
went 2 city 2 take stricker foto~~
meet selene~~may~~lydia~~monica~~stephanie hu~~kara~~there!!
and saw deen~~selina~~and stephanie yeung @ city~~
mi promise god~~not lettin monica 2 touch da draw draw pen any more!!!
stricker foto update reli quick ga la...
so u guys plz wait la~~^^hehe
今日系愚魜節哦~~去左City度玩咯~~影贴纸相^^
同selene~~may~~lydia~~monica~~stephanie hu~~kara去玩啦~~
撞到deen~~selina n stephanie yeung咯~~
我向上帝保证!!我唔會再俾Monica再拈果隻畫畫笔噶!!!
哈哈~~因為距畫完之後~~伱系跟本唔敢要噶~~
見到已经想死啦~~
所以我以後都唔會再俾Monica拈果隻畫畫笔噶啦!!!
好啦~~希望
大家愚魜節快樂啊~~^^!!
March 26 Chatswood の行...2dai went 2 chatswood ah...
b4 wanna 2 borrow DVD ga...but vanessa said she has wor...
gum mi borrow da DVD from her la...
ngng...me fink fink sin...
ananh,calvin,chris,cindy chung,mi,selina,vanessa,yuki went 2 chatswood~~^^
others so bad la...
fly us...
said study wor but they went 2 play bball lor!!!
ng gou fd~~
heavy bball light fd ah...!!
when vanessa n me know dat selina n calvin wanna 2 watch movie wor...
dan our 2 went 2 play da dance fink lor...
n leave others there!! haha...
vanessa so gd @ dance ar...
then selene join us 2...
so happi 2dai oh^^
oh...yea ar...saw tony there...
wif his little brother...**
今日去左Chatswood哦...
本来霖住去借碟...
點知去到果陣...
Vanessa話距有果隻碟喔...
甘就一於問距借啦...
恩恩...等Mi数数先...
今日有ananh,calvin,chris,cindy chung,mi,selina,vanessa,yuki,去左...^^
果班死仔包挂住去打波...
放我地飛機?!!
一隻二隻無人性噶~~
简直系重波輕友!!!
因爲知道selina N calvin想睇戏wor...
所以我同Vanessa跑走左...两条友自己玩^^
我同Vanessa玩跳舞機...
Vanessa好掂啊!!好劲^^!!
後尾selene join我地...
見到Tony同距细佬...
(大佬肥通...细佬瘦通...哈哈)
^^今日好開心哦~~!!
Thxz u guys leave comment here~~
March 18 忧愁之後的天空...是否依然璀璨美丽...?最近又髪生咗D野...
撞見咗D唔应该睇到噶野...
跟住就知道咗D我真喺唔想知道噶秘密...
真喺好佩服距地...
冒住两班人随時會反面噶風险都敢同距喺埋一齐...
唔俾我同任何人講...
自己囀頭米又话俾人地听!!
咩天理!!
呢两日好忧愁...变得比较静添... 所有唔开心...D烦恼都冇晒啦!!
耶!!
有種想将呢D日志都删咗噶冲动...
但喺睇住又有D唔舍不得......
太多記忆無法忘記...
┈ρs:
喂喂喂...各位...唔该唔好喺我噶Spaces度暴粗得唔得啊?!! March 11 Oh my God!! Oh no!! God help me!!
Yuki bite my arms ah!!!
Oh my god!!! How come she bite me twice ah?
Ai...she is crazy...some1 say say her la...!!!
啊啊啊啊啊啊!!救命啊!!!!!死yuki竟然咬我!!!
髪神经啊!!!好痛噶嘛!!!痛死我啦...咬完一次中唔够...中要咬多我一次!!!
第二次中要Kitty影埋相添!! 唉...我真系交友不慎...
PS;各位...如果你识yuki噶话...千其唔好随便伸隻手比佢...佢随時會一啖咬落去...
哇~~好大排牙印啊!! 我終於都髪现原来yuki噶牙印系甘唔整齐噶!!
聼到個消息,
根据知情人士举报@!!
XX鍾意我细佬...
哈哈...XXX你中想走的掉?
谁叫你撩泼人家来着~~哈哈
好似系XX(she is Rxxx!!)髪左条信息比xxx...
内容好似系話"ok lah..i love you"
证人就系S同埋R啦...
(要保密证人噶名)
i heard a news...its from epping boys...
that XX like my little brother--xxx wor...
couse i saw XXX was so excite 2 talk about xxx everywhere...
making so many noise...
my ears hurt by xxx's noise...
ok la..xxx said she don't like xxx wor...
we listen sin la...
then we will c...
haha!!
Jeffrey Kwan!!加油!!
March 01 呢排好無奈啊...y my friends can't understand chinese?!! er...gum...suan la...
好耶!今日唔使翻學学咯...因為學校要去游水啵...唔想去...所以米唔去咯...之後应该會同C.C去Macq度啦...陪距打耳洞喔...呢排髮生左好多野添...好烦...亦都超無奈...好啦...下面副上一首我覚得唔错噶歌...超锺意呢首歌噶歌词啊...
February 15 祝汏傢情魜節快嚛啊! 虽然我发呢篇野果阵已经过左情人节啦...但系都希望個個都"情人节快乐!" 好啦...講翻上個星期日Angela噶生日Party啦...好多人呿咗...但喺好多人都唔知距喺麦水...
個主角中要迟到添!!!後尾米呿咗溜冰咯...溜冰好搞也...Cindy Chung溜冰唔喺畿掂下...甘我就拖住距啦...都有好畿次...我都好狠心甘将距甩出呿...呵呵...(喺甩落D男仔度,Cindy Chung睇度唔好打我啊!)
Cindy Chung搏命話话我抛弃距...我就搏命話喺帮距制造投怀送抱噶機會..哈哈..我奸咧!!!
我知上网肯定有好多人稳Cindy Chung啦...但我就唔知點解Cindy Chung要上网等我啦...反正...我就帮Cindy Chung制造D機會等D男仔同距倾多D计...甘...锺意距既男仔又會多好多啦!!耶!
真喺天地良心哦...我真喺大好人一個!!!
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